July 30, 2011

Murphy's Laws for Electronics

Pattison's Law of Electronics:
If wires can be connected in two different ways, the first way blows the fuse.

Poulsen's Prophecy:
If anything is used to it's full potential, it will break.

Bitton's postulate on State-of-the-art Electronics:
If you understand it, it's obsolete.

Farrell's law of Newfangled Gadgetry:The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

Keyur's law:
In future Murphy's law will vanish Ohm's law.

Keyur's second law:
Protecting device will work in such way that it can have maximum damage to the original circuitry.

Beach's Law:
No two identical parts are alike.

Watson's Law:
The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

keyur's shy circuital law:
Exactly at the time of demonstration circuit will malfunction.

Horner's five-thumb postulate:
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

The Principle Concerning Mulitfunctional Devices:
The fewer functions any device is required to perform, the more perfectly it can perform those functions.

 law of selective gravitation
A dropped tool will land where it can do the most damage. (Also known as the.)

Law of circuit marriage(Sanjiv Gupta):
Each individual circuit will work perfectly but after combining them to create a system there starts "Marriage Effect"

Any wire cut to length will be too short.

Whatever you try to prove 
   1)They will not listen to you.
   2)They will not consider it as to be considerable.
   3)If they agree to consider you find that it is already proven in other words by some great scientist.!!!!

  • Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty of recovery.
  • The availability of a component is inversely proportional to the need for that component.
  •  If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock
  • A motor will rotate in the wrong direction
  • If a circuit cannot fail, it will.
  • A self-starting oscillator won't.
  • Resistor colour code don't match with the  value measured by multimeter.
  • after 2 months of designing,2 days of making,2hours of debugging you come to find that the wire used for main power supply is discontinue.

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July 29, 2011

contact juggling

I think everybody is aware with juggling....
Try this new avatar called "Contact Juggling"

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July 27, 2011

Handwriting on The Wall

A weary mother returned from the store,
Lugging groceries through the kitchen door.
Awaiting her arrival was her 8 year old son,
Anxious to relate what his younger brother had done.

While I was out playing and Dad was on a call,
T.J. took his crayons and wrote on the wall
It's on the new paper you just hung in the den.
I told him you'd be mad at having to do it again.

She let out a moan and furrowed her brow,
Where is your little brother right now?
She emptied her arms and with a purposeful stride,
She marched to his closet where he had gone to hide.

She called his full name as she entered his room.
He trembled with fear--he knew that meant doom
For the next ten minutes, she ranted and raved
About the expensive wallpaper and how she had saved.

Lamenting all the work it would take to repair,
She condemned his actions and total lack of care.
The more she scolded, the madder she got,
Then stomped from his room, totally distraught

She headed for the den to confirm her fears.
When she saw the wall, her eyes flooded with tears.
The message she read pierced her soul with a dart.
It said, I love Mommy, surrounded by a heart.

Well, the wallpaper remained, just as she found it,
With an empty picture frame hung to surround it.
A reminder to her, and indeed to all,
Take time to read the handwriting on the wall.

-BY      Unknown author

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Have you ever watched kids
on a merry-go-round
Or listened to the rain
slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last

Do you run through each day on the fly
When you ask "How are you?"
do you hear the reply?
When the day is done,
do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
'Cause you never had time
to call and say "Hi"?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast
Time is short
The music won't last

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away...
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.
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